.:HeadLines:.

Rescuers search for Chile quake survivors; death toll jumps to 708 [LA Times]

Mistress was ‘preggers twice’ by Tiger [New York Post]

Marie Osmond’s Son’s Final Words [People]

Pelosi Not Prepared to Strip Rangel of Chairmanship After Ethics Violation [Fox News]

ESPN suspends PTI’s Tony Kornheiser for harmless rant about Hannah Storm’s outfit [NY Daily News]

UK offers help to Israelis linked to Dubai killing [Associated Press]

Fox Business Hires Reporter From CNBC [NY Times]

.::In Other News::.

Bring Amber Lamps [YouTube] & [the High Definite]

‘LOST’ execs spoil final episodes at TV Fest ‘10 [Entertainment Weekly]

50 Epic Super Nerd Photos [Manofest]

Jenny McCarthy ‘Fixed’ Son’s Autism [PopEater]

UFO Lamp Which Can Levitate Just Like A Real UFO [Incredible World]

Pierce Brosnan’s Hot Wife FAIL! [Celebrity Odor]

5 Myths About Drinking Water [Epidemic Fun]

Kristen Bell is not Reese Witherspoon [Lainey Gossip]

The Real life Lichtenstein-Comic-Girl [Illusion 360]

Native Americans [Design You Trust]

Megan Fox Is The Most Talented Woman [Popoholic]

Bobsled Rider Splits Her Pants [Comedy.com]

..::NSFW::..

7 Hot Disney Princesses [Warm Photos]

‘Naked Snooki’ Posts Second Racy Pic [Huffington Post]

MySpace Can’t Handle CoCo’s Butt Cleavage [Dlisted]

Celebrity Lesbian Crushes [CityRag]

Jennifer Lopez and Her Boxy Mom Body Perform of the Day [DrunkenStepfather]

Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures [Popoholic]

Ke$ha Flashes Some Useless Ass [The Grumpiest]

Unfortunate ironic t-shirts To Get Arrested In [UpHaa]

Top 10 Hottest Cosplay Girls Of All Time [Caveman Circus]

-=(This Just In)=-

Report: NFL to examine overtime rule [Star Tribune]

Gore: We Can’t Wish Away Climate Change [Big Government]

Valerie Harper: ‘Sly’ ‘Snide’ Palin ‘Playing to the Worst in Us,’ Making ‘Fool’ of Herself [NewsBusters]

Movies: ‘Shutter Island’ #1 Again, ‘Cop Out’ #2, ‘Crazies’ #3; Overall 2010 Leading 2009 [Deadline Hollywood]