.:HeadLines:.

Exclusive: Key source in Conan O’Brien negotiations says deal ‘possible’ by the weekend [Entertainment Weekly]

Holiday Sales Up Over Prior Year [Wall Street Journal]

Fox News Poll: Obama Ends First Year With 50 Percent Approval Rating [Fox News]

White House nears deal on health care [Washington Post]

3rd-Party Candidate Named Kennedy Could Tip Senate Race in Massachusetts [New York Times]

Cold cuts: Beltran, Mets bicker over surgery [SportsNet New York]

.::In Other News::.

Bigger than Batman: Christopher Nolan says ‘Inception’ is ‘the biggest challenge I’ve taken on’ [LA Times]

Claim: Marilyn Monroe was flatulent, dirty and ate in bed [That's Weird]

The Romanian President hits a child on live national television [M90]

Hef’s down to 1 [CelebSlam]

Funny Memo from Chop Shop – Even Thiefs Hate the Dodge Caravan [All Weird News]

A Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Might Hit The Internet Soon [Dlisted]

Nothin’ Butt Horseplay [People of Wal-Mart]

Old British Couple Fights on Sidewalk [Break]

..::NSFW::..

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Back In Full Force [Hollywood Tuna]

S.S. Coco is On a Boat [Yeeeah]

Amanda Seyfried’s Kinky Sex Scenes [City Rag]

Couple having sex in the 7/11 [NewsFilter]

-=(This Just In)=-

Suffolk University poll: Scott Brown up by 4 [Politico]

No Joke: Jeff Zucker Had Conan Arrested [Deadline]